Dammit I did it again – woke up at 6, didn’t move til 7:50, arrrrgh.
Was overtaking on the motorway this morning when this crappy old red car charged up behind me, came in way too close and flashed his lights like a lunatic. Like I could pull over anyway – duh – overtaking – cars in the way.
Anyhow, I continued to overtake, and was just about to cruise back into the left lane and stupid in this car undertakes me – what a spanner. In fact, a spanner and beardy (ginger) to boot, tragic.
The picture in my rearview mirror was kinda funny though – the guy looked like he wouldn’t actually be able to squeeze back out of his car, he did rather resemble a pickled person crammed into a jam jar.