Probably too much information here, in fact if I were you I wouldn’t go any further.
Sunday, we took the growing pile of bottles and cans and stuff that was consuming the kitchen out to the Farmer’s Market recycling point and had a wander around the Market itself. Stopped for lunch at the cafeteria they have there. Very odd system they have, your meal is priced according to weight! You just load your plate up from all the delicious looking food items on offer, then at the till it gets put on the scales. Weird. Rosemary potatoes and Tofu thingy were amazing.
Had lots of fun moseying around the hall looking at strange veg and other foodstuff. Lots of very peculiar things on sale.
Anyhow, it came time for me to have to take a trip to the ladies. Now, one of the tablets I was given the day before just happens to stain my pee vibrant orange. Not had any problem up til now, but of course, public place, I go to use the loo and only stain the damn thing! Leave behind a vivid orange ring. Flushed twice to try to get rid of it, but no go.
I shamble out of the cubicle trying to look nonchalant and this woman enters after me. Takes one look and hurries straight back out with a big “goddamn!’
Giggled all the way home.