I am the Pumpkin King!!!
You sounds like the bastard daughter of Jim Morrison!
“I am the Pumpkin King, and I can do anything” etc.
Keep moving … no lizards to see around here …
Why arn’t you a Queen or at least a princess!
My friend Angel carved a pumpkin last year for Hallowe’en and we named him Pyjama.
Congratulations on being the ‘King’ of all things Pumpkin-y.