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“And just calling a trap “escape proof” doesn’t cut the mustard. If your trap requires the presence of henchpersons to prevent escape, it is not escape-proof. If a trapped individual can foil the trap using a laser watch or a belt grapple, it is not escape proof. That’s why all my traps vaporize the hero instantly. Fuck ’em, I say — I’ll explain my evil schemes to my cat.”
— Baron Devastation, The Brotherhood of Genetic Impurity

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